Still don’t understand people who don’t want a driver’s license.

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Some followers suggested this to me.

The island known as the “island of madness”, “hell” and “the most haunted place on Earth” is being sold!

Here’s a quick, history behind it:

The plagued people were shipped off to Poveglia Island, a small, secluded land mass that floats between Venice and Lido. There, people lived out the last of their wretched lives together until they died.

Since the island already reeked of death, the next time an epidemic came along, barely alive bodies were dumped there and burned in mass graves.

In the 20s, a mental hospital was built to welcome the island’s newest “guests,” or anybody that showed symptoms of any sort of sickness, physical or mental.

Basically, if you had an itch, away you went to Poveglia where you’d sink your feet into the soil (half dirt, half human ash) and be in the company of over 100K diseased ghosts.

It didn’t help when the place was converted into a hospital for the mentally ill in 1922. Rumor has it, the hospital was home to a number of crude lobotomies, performed by a doctor who’d been driven mad by the ghosts. He later flung himself off the bell tower.

The Italian government is now offering a 99-year lease to whomever’s brave enough to take it over. The italian government thinks it would make a great hotel destination!


"Build a hotel" they said. "It will be fun" they said. 

The start of a real life shining everyone



Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.



Just imagine: whenever Beat says something stupid and Neku’s just like, “oh god-" then Joshua teleports in all: "You rang?"





you just realized that “kids” is four letters

and “trolls” is six


also 4/13 is four 13 years old kids and
6/12 is twelve 6 sweeps old trolls

and lets not forget that GG, TG, EB, and TT are all genetic codes and the Cherub Chumhandles are the extra building blocks for RNA UU and uu

EB isn’t a genetic code. It used to be GT. John’s Chum Handle represents the cancer.

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comedy gold







it just keeps getting better

Owl you can fly

but he can’t knot.

I’ve been thinking about cakes a lot today and now I want sweets.

But I have no money cause I had to work and there wasn’t enough time to go to the bank and cash my check after walmart,

I have to wait until tomorrow. I hope I still crave cupcakes.

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Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along