nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

len-yan:

alpha derse bbies.

roxy in a jump suit cause she’s a void hopper? dirk is pretty much self explanatory, i think. i also gave them tan for no reason whatsoever.

r-uoi:

More doodles of that Tarzan wild-child AU thing. God, whatevers next, copying screencaps? (hint: yes) This is a thing that is happening.
God I love historical costume though, Rose in a bustle dress! She’s trying to brush out Jade’s hair by the way, make her (and Jake) fit to bring back to England/America/wherever.

I start my new job and I forgot to sleep early. :(

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awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.

kellyangel:

Read the next comic here

Magical girl is not something you can retire from …. 

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple: *holds hands in public*
straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

apollojustlce:

Me: *doggy paddles* “make us free na splash kasaneta”